8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For lean beef

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Why don't cows use social media? They're afraid of the 'moo-dia' drama!

Why was the beef always calm? Because it lived in a 'moo-t' point!

Why did the lean beef join the gym? It wanted to get a little more 'well-toned'!

What do you call a beef that plays guitar? A 'rocksteak' star!

Why did the cow become an accountant? It was outstanding in its field of 'cow-culations'!

Did you hear about the beef that went to space? It was an 'astro-naughty'!

What's a cow's favorite type of music? 'Moo-sic' with a good 'beef'!

I told the cow to exercise more, but it said, 'I'm already outstanding in my field!' It's really 'udder-ly' confident!

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