5 Jokes For Lazy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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The Chef

The battle between ordering takeout and cooking something from scratch.
My favorite recipe? It's called "The 3-Minute Special." That's the time it takes for the delivery guy to bring it to my door.

The Couch Potato

The struggle between the couch and the outside world.
I recently joined a gym. It's called "Resolutions." The only resolution I've made so far is to find the closest parking spot.

The Pet Owner

The push-and-pull between walking the dog and letting the dog walk itself in the yard.
They say dogs take after their owners. Mine is perfect at chilling, but not so great at fetching motivation.

The Office Worker

The constant struggle between actual work and daydreaming about being elsewhere.
The boss said, "Work smarter, not harder." So, I've upgraded to an ergonomic chair that perfectly supports my nap posture.

The Student

The battle between homework and procrastination.
My studying technique is simple: I read a sentence, then reward myself with an hour of scrolling through memes. I'm fluent in memes now, not so much in subjects.

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