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What's a latitude's favorite game? Twister – they love getting all twisted up!
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What did the latitude say to the longitude at the party? 'Let's meet at the middle and have a good time!
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What do you call a latitude with a sense of humor? A lighthearted line of longitude!
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I told a latitude joke at the North Pole. They didn't find it very amusing; they're too cool for that!
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You know what's more confusing than latitude? Trying to figure out the seating plan at a wedding! 'Am I closer to the cake or the dance floor?' is the real dilemma!
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I heard sailors rely on latitude to navigate. If I were a sailor, my ship would end up at a beach resort instead of the intended destination. 'Captain, why are we at Margaritaville?'
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I tried to impress my crush by talking about latitude and longitude. Turns out, that conversation had no direction - much like my love life!
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They say traveling broadens your horizons. Well, I've been to enough places to know that latitude might change, but the struggle to pack light? That's a constant wherever you go!
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I've been told I have the latitude of a compass and the longitude of a slinky. My life's direction resembles a drunkard's walk - unpredictable and often landing in a bush!
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I envy latitude. It's always so direct about its position. Meanwhile, I'm here, trying to explain my feelings with emojis and getting misinterpreted every time!
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I wish my sense of direction was as precise as latitude. I once got lost in a mall and ended up in a store for left-handed people. Let me tell you, navigating that place was a 'southpaw-pocalypse'!
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Latitude and I have something in common - we're both good at 'locationship' rather than 'relationships.' At least one of us knows where it's going!
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You know, my GPS constantly tells me about latitude. I mean, great, I know I'm north or south, but what about the 'attitude'? Am I too sassy for this latitude?
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