5 Jokes For Latex Glove

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 27 2024

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Crime Scene Comedies

Crime scene investigators dealing with latex gloves.
Crime scene investigators and their latex gloves – it's the only profession where you can get away with saying, "I'm having a glove malfunction" without anyone suspecting foul play.

Janitorial Jamboree

Janitors and cleaning staff dealing with latex gloves.
I asked the janitor why he takes so long to put on latex gloves. He said, "It's the only break I get during my shift – a moment of suspense before I dive into the thrilling world of cleaning supplies.

DIY Disasters

Home improvement enthusiasts wrestling with latex gloves.
I tried to fix a leak under the sink wearing latex gloves. Let's just say, the only thing that got a proper seal was my fate as the neighborhood's least qualified handyman. I might as well have been wearing a sign that said, "Caution: Amateur at Work.

The Doctor's Dilemma

When a doctor struggles with latex gloves.
I asked my doctor why he struggles with putting on latex gloves. He said it's the medical field's way of testing patience. Well, Doc, you're passing with flying colors, but my appointment was 30 minutes ago.

Kitchen Catastrophes

Chefs and cooks struggling with latex gloves in the kitchen.
I asked the chef why he uses latex gloves in the kitchen. He said, "It's not for hygiene; it's to see if I can successfully pull off a Michelin-starred magic trick – making this rabbit-shaped radish disappear!

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