7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For last day

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I bought a plant on its last day at the nursery. It looked at me and said, 'I hope you're not planning on ghosting me.

Why did the cat resign on its last day? It was tired of the purr-sistence.

I broke up with my gym on its last day. We just weren't working out.

I decided to quit my job at the helium factory on its last day. I just couldn't take it any longer.

I decided to make a list of all my past relationships on my last day of being single. It's called a 'pre-exit interview.

I told my computer it was my last day working from home. It replied, 'Are you sure? I've enjoyed the lack of pants.

Why did the ocean break up with the beach on its last day? It needed more space.

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