7 Jokes For Landscape

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Updated on: May 21 2025

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What did the grass say to the lawnmower? You're cutting in on my territory!
Why was the landscape artist always happy? Because he had a positive outlook!
I hired a landscaper to plant some money. Now I have a small fortune!
Why did the landscape artist break up with the canvas? It was too two-dimensional!
My friend tried to make a joke about soil. It was dirty.
I asked my landscaper if he could move a mountain. He said it was a bit rocky, but he could do it!
Landscapes are like relationships - they require constant weeding!

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