bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Ladybugs are basically the bug version of a surprise party. You're just minding your own business, and suddenly there's this burst of red and black yelling, "Ta-da! I'm here to bring good luck or something!
0
0
You ever accidentally squish a ladybug, and then you feel like you've ruined a little insect carnival? "Oops, sorry about that, guys. Party's over.
0
0
You know you've made it in life when a ladybug lands on you. It's like nature's way of saying, "Congratulations, you're officially a luck magnet. Or maybe just wearing a polka-dotted shirt.
0
0
So, ladybugs are all about those spots, right? I imagine them at a ladybug nightclub, and the bouncer is just standing there like, "Sorry, ma'am, you don't have enough spots to get in. You're not on the guest list!
0
0
Imagine being a ladybug therapist. Your client comes in and says, "Doc, I just don't feel lucky anymore. I need more spots, or at least a four-leaf clover tattoo.
0
0
I bet if ladybugs had social media, their profile pictures would be just them showing off their best angles, trying to look as spotty as possible. #NaturalBeauty
0
0
Ladybugs are the ultimate rebels. I mean, in a world of green and brown bugs, they're just like, "Nope, we're going for the red carpet look!
0
0
I wonder if ladybugs have a beauty standard for spots. Like, do they judge each other, saying, "Oh, Sheila, you've got too many spots on your left wing. That's so last season!
0
0
Ladybugs must be the ultimate travelers. They're like, "Hey, honey, pack your bags; we're going on a spotted world tour!
Post a Comment