16 Jokes For Ladyboy

Puns

Updated on: Apr 18 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Did you hear about the ladyboy who won the lottery? They're now a millionaire with extra flair!
Did you hear about the ladyboy who started a tech company? They know how to reboot more than just computers!
Why did the ladyboy open a bakery? Because they kneaded a new adventure in life!
Why did the ladyboy become a gardener? Because they had a talent for transforming a blooming rose into a sturdy tulip!
What do you call a ladyboy who loves cooking? A whisk-taker!
What do you call a fashionable ladyboy? Trend-dresser!

Lost in Translation

I recently traveled to Thailand, and let me tell you, the language barrier can be tricky. I asked for directions and ended up at a Ladyboy beauty pageant. I thought I was finding my way to a street market, not a runway! Google Maps, you've got some explaining to do.

Double Take

Dating can be confusing. I went on a blind date once, and let's just say there was a moment where I did a double take. Not because of the person, but because I was trying to figure out if it was a lady or a boy. It was like playing gender guesswork, the most suspenseful game of the night.

Makeup Mastery

Ladyboys have mastered the art of makeup to a level that puts professional artists to shame. I can barely draw a straight line with a ruler, and they're out there contouring their faces into masterpieces. I tried contouring once – ended up looking like a Picasso painting.

The Real Transformers

You know, Ladyboys are the real transformers. I mean, Optimus Prime has nothing on them. They can go from business casual to glamorous diva in the blink of an eye. I can't even change my mood that fast, let alone my entire wardrobe.

The Ladyboy Chronicles

You ever notice how the term ladyboy sounds like a rejected superhero? I can just imagine someone in spandex, fighting crime with impeccable fashion sense. Watch out, it's Ladyboy – here to save the day and give your wardrobe a makeover!

The Real Shape-shifters

People talk about werewolves and vampires, but Ladyboys are the real shape-shifters. One minute they're walking down the street, and the next, they've transformed into the most fabulous creature you've ever seen. If that's not a superpower, I don't know what is.

Finding Nemo's Cousin

I met a Ladyboy who told me they were in the process of finding themselves. I thought, That's nice, but have you tried looking in the ocean? I hear Nemo's distant cousin is quite the expert on self-discovery.

Gender-neutral Names

I've decided that we should all have gender-neutral names like Taylor or Jordan. That way, when someone says, I'm meeting Taylor, you're never quite sure if it's a lady or a boy. Keeps life exciting – the ultimate game of surprise parties.

Identity Crisis

I once mistook a Ladyboy for a famous actress. I was like, Wow, you look just like Angelina Jolie! Turns out, it wasn't Angelina. It was Angel-in-a-dress, embracing the full spectrum of gender confusion.

Fashion Forward

I envy Ladyboys – they've got the best of both worlds when it comes to fashion advice. They can tell you which tie goes with that dress and still look flawless while doing it. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to match my socks.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 26 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today