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Why did the golfer bring a map to the course? To find the shortest path to the 19th hole!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the lady golf tournament? In case she got a hole in one!
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Why did the lady golfer bring string to the course? To tie up the score!
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What do you call a golfer who's also a magician? A golf wizard who can make their ball disappear!
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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case she got a hole-in-one and did a victory dance!
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Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? She wanted to reach new heights in her game!
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of glasses? In case she lost sight of the ball!
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Why don't lady golfers get caught in the rain? They know how to stay in the swing of things!
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Why did the golfer bring an umbrella? In case of a hole-in-one! It could rain trophies!
Tee-rifying Moments
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Ever notice how in lady golf, the real challenge isn't the sand traps or water hazards? It's the terrifying moments when you have to parallel park your golf cart. I swear, I've seen more three-point turns on the green than I have in a driving test.
Golf Bag Fashion Show
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In lady golf, your golf bag isn't just for clubs; it's a portable fashion show. I opened mine, and suddenly I felt like I was on a runway with putters instead of stilettos. Who knew a golf bag could have so many pockets for accessories?
The 19th Hole Dilemma
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The ladies take the 19th hole very seriously in lady golf. But instead of discussing the game, it's a heated debate about whether the club should switch from mimosas to cosmopolitans. Decisions, decisions!
Birdies and Botox
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They say in lady golf, achieving a birdie is almost as satisfying as finding the right Botox practitioner. It's all about that perfect combination of smooth strokes on the course and smooth skin off it.
Golf Whisperer
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Lady golf has its own language. Instead of yelling Quiet, please! it's more like a sophisticated whisper. Darling, could you kindly lower your decibel level? We're trying to concentrate on hitting our balls with finesse, not creating a cacophony.
Lady Golf
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You know, I tried playing golf with a group of ladies the other day. I quickly realized they have their own version of the game. It's called Lady Golf. It's like regular golf, but instead of yelling FORE! they just politely whisper, Excuse me, would you mind terribly moving a tad to the left? Thank you!
Hole-in-One Liners
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The ladies in lady golf have some unique hole-in-one celebrations. Forget the traditional fist pump; it's more like a choreographed dance routine complete with jazz hands and a confetti cannon. It's like Broadway on the back nine!
Golf Widow Support Group
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I heard they have a support group for spouses of lady golf enthusiasts. It's called Golf Widows Anonymous. Because let's face it, when your partner spends more time with golf clubs than with you, you might need a shoulder to cry on and a good laugh about it.
Caddy Quandaries
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I hired a caddy for my lady golf experience, thinking it would be helpful. Turns out, he was more interested in giving fashion advice than helping me with my swing. Honey, those golf shoes clash with your outfit. And don't even get me started on your choice of golf gloves!
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