8 Jokes For Ladies And Gentlemen

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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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Ladies and gentlemen, how do gentlemen greet each other in space? They say, 'Cosmic manners!
Ladies and gentlemen, why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
Ladies and gentlemen, why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear about the well-mannered comedian? He had everyone in stitches!
Ladies and gentlemen, how does a gentleman fish? He drops a line and sinks a drink!
Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why the scarecrow won an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Ladies and gentlemen, why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why don't we ever see a gentleman with a broken leg? Because he always uses a 'fine leg'!

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