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Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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The "remove label before washing" tag is basically a challenge to see if you can embrace a rebellious lifestyle. Every time I see it, I think, "Well, I guess I'm living on the edge tonight!
Labels on products are like modern hieroglyphics. I'm just standing in the grocery store aisle, decoding symbols, trying to figure out if this shampoo is for my hair or my car.
You ever buy something, cut off the tag, and then realize you have no idea how to take care of it? It's like adopting a pet without doing any research. Suddenly, I'm Googling "How to raise a pair of jeans.
I'm convinced that the most important life lessons come from reading labels. I mean, if I can learn to handle delicate fabrics, I can probably handle delicate conversations. "Handle with care" applies to both, right?
Does anyone else find it ironic that the instructions on how to properly dispose of something are often the hardest to read? I'm just trying to save the planet, not decipher a secret code!
You ever notice how "label" on clothing is like a secret code for "good luck figuring out how to wash this without turning it into a crop top"?
Labels on packages always claim, "Easy to open." If by easy, they mean a 20-minute wrestling match, then sure, it's a breeze.
Labels are like tiny comedians telling you jokes in a different language. I swear, I once bought a shirt that said, "Hand wash only," but in my world, everything is "Throw it in the machine and pray.
I love how clothes come with care instructions. Like, thanks for the advice, but if my shirt has a more complicated care routine than my relationships, we've got a problem.
You ever notice that the more complicated the label, the less likely you are to follow the instructions? "Dry clean only" becomes "Let's see if this can survive a gentle cycle and a dash of optimism.

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