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What's a Ku Klux member's favorite dessert? Vanilla ice cream, of course!
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Why did the Ku Klux member become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate white flowers!
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Why did the Ku Klux member apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded someone with a white-collar!
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What do you call a Ku Klux member who loves to dance? The Hokey Pokey Klansman!
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Why did the Ku Klux member open a bakery? Because he wanted to make white bread!
Mismatched Socks
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The Ku Klux Klan is like that person who accidentally wears mismatched socks, but instead of just an embarrassing fashion faux pas, it's, Oops, I accidentally founded a hate group. Classic mix-up.
Fashion Forward
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You ever notice how the Ku Klux Klan always looks like they're stuck in a bad fashion era? I mean, come on, guys, the hooded look went out of style centuries ago. It's like they're the only ones still shopping at Bed Sheet Barn.
Undercover Snuggie Party
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You ever wonder if the Ku Klux Klan meetings are just an elaborate attempt to throw the world's largest undercover snuggie party? Wait, guys, this isn't the fleece blanket enthusiasts gathering?
Dress for the Job You Want
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You know that saying, Dress for the job you want, not the job you have? Well, the Ku Klux Klan misunderstood it. Dress for the hate group you want, not the enlightened society we should all be aiming for.
Bed Sheet Olympics
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I heard the Ku Klux Klan is training for the Bed Sheet Olympics. They've got categories like Fastest Hood Assembly and Most Graceful Tripping Over Your Own Robe. Spoiler alert: they're winning gold in the latter.
Lost and Hooded
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I saw a Ku Klux Klan member with a GPS the other day. Turns out, even technology can't help you when you're lost in a sea of bed sheets. In 500 feet, turn left at the misplaced sense of superiority.
DIY Costume Party
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You know, the Ku Klux Klan is basically the result of a failed DIY costume party. Imagine the conversation: Hey, Bob, what are you going as? Oh, just a terrifying embodiment of systemic racism. You? Same, let's carpool.
Discount Villains
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The Ku Klux Klan is like the budget version of movie villains. Instead of world domination, they're out here trying to dominate the clearance section at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Ghost Hunting Fail
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The Ku Klux Klan must be terrible at ghost hunting. Wait, is that a ghost? No, Bill, that's just Steve from accounting who couldn't figure out the theme for the office Halloween party.
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