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Koi Zen Master
Finding inner peace as a koi in a chaotic pond
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Achieving inner peace is tough when the pond is a constant party. I'm trying to meditate, and the turtles are having a rap battle, the frogs are playing Marco Polo, and the ducks are doing synchronized quacking. I might need to find a private pond for my enlightenment journey.
Koi on a Diet
The struggles of trying to maintain a healthy koi diet
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I tried to join a support group for fish on diets, but they were all goldfish complaining about the struggle of maintaining their shiny scales. I'm like, "I just want to fit into my scales, never mind being shiny! Can we talk about the real fish problems, please?
Koi Family Drama
When your koi family is more dramatic than a soap opera
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We have that one rebellious cousin who always tries to jump into the neighboring pond. We call him the koi daredevil. He's like, "I'm going to explore the world beyond this pond!" Dude, calm down. We've got all the seaweed and snails we need right here.
Koi vs. Goldfish Rivalry
The never-ending rivalry between koi and goldfish
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We tried to organize a talent show to settle the score. The goldfish came up with synchronized swimming, and we koi were like, "How about synchronized jumping? Oh wait, you can't jump!" It got so competitive; I haven't seen that many fishy arguments since the last election for pond president.
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