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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the koala get a ticket? It was caught exceeding the eucalyptus speed limit!
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How does a koala get on the internet? It logs in to the eucalyptus tree-net!
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Why did the koala apply for a job at the zoo? It wanted a eucalyptus-friendly workplace!
Koala Fitness
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I tried to work out like a koala once. I found a comfy tree branch, hugged it, and called it a day. My fitness app just sent me a notification saying, Are you alive? Blink twice for yes, and once for 'send help.'
Koala Job Interview
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If koalas had job interviews, they'd be asked, What's your greatest strength? and they'd reply, I'm really good at holding onto things... like my job. Unless it involves climbing more than three branches a day.
Koala Dating
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Dating is a lot like being a koala. You spend most of your time hanging onto something, and sometimes you just want to scream, Can we switch trees? This one's full of thorns!
Koala Karaoke
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I think koalas would be terrible at karaoke. They're so used to singing solo up in their trees, and suddenly you expect them to do a duet? Good luck getting them to share the mic. This is my branch, buddy!
Koala Cuisine
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Koalas only eat eucalyptus leaves. Can you imagine if we were that picky? Sorry, I can't eat this salad; it's not made of my favorite tree. Do you have one with a side of wood bark, perhaps?
Koala Road Rage
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Koalas would be terrible drivers. Can you imagine them in road rage? Hey, buddy, you cut me off! I may be slow, but my claws are sharp! Let's settle this on that eucalyptus tree over there!
Koala Drama
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You ever notice how koalas are like the drama queens of the animal kingdom? They sleep like 20 hours a day, and when they're awake, it's like they've just survived a season finale. Oh, the eucalyptus tree is so far away, I can't possibly make it... cue the emotional music!
Koala Fashion
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Koalas are the fashion icons of the animal world. Fur on fur? Totally in right now. And you can't beat the classic gray and white look. It's like they're dressed for a perpetual black and white movie.
Koala Motivation
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I need a koala motivational speaker in my life. Just imagine waking up to, Rise and shine, or just keep sleeping and pretend the world doesn't exist. Either way, you're a winner in my book!
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