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The Paranoid Homeowner
Always worried about strangers
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know it's not safe to answer the door without checking the peephole first?
The Interrupting Cow
Constantly interrupting
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the punchline. I'll just stand here and interrupt.
The Forgetful Neighbor
Always forgetting who's there
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for you to remind me who you are. Seriously, I'm terrible with names!
The Door
Always getting slammed
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says "moo" – but this door says "ouch" every time you slam it!
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