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I recently attended a knee replacement support group. The first rule of knee club: always have a designated chair at social gatherings. Second rule: no running – unless it's to catch the ice cream truck.
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is swapping knee replacement stories at a dinner party. It's like a secret society of creaky joints and titanium tales.
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Knee replacements are like the VIP pass to the world of arthritis. Suddenly, you have exclusive access to joint pain and the occasional weather-related inconvenience.
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Getting a knee replacement is like upgrading to the latest model, but instead of sleek curves and new features, you just get smoother walks and a built-in squeaky sound effect.
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You know you're adulting when you get excited about the prospect of comfortable shoes and knee replacements. Ah, the joys of aging gracefully.
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Knee replacements should come with a warning label: "May cause sudden bursts of weather forecasting. When it rains, my knee lets me know with its own special kind of percussion.
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I asked my doctor for a high-tech, futuristic knee replacement. Instead, I got one that seems to have a fondness for setting off airport metal detectors. I guess I'm officially bionic.
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I recently got a knee replacement, and now I'm convinced my knee has its own GPS system. It always directs me to the nearest chair, preferably with a cushion.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my knee replacement disagrees. It prefers a good heating pad and a quiet evening in.
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