5 Jokes For Knee Grow

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 24 2024

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The Overenthusiastic Grandparent

Trying to explain modern terms to a grandparent who always gets them hilariously wrong
I got a letter from my grandparent that said, "I saw a picture of your knee grow on Facebook." I'm thinking, "Did I post a photo of my nephew?" Turns out, they meant my cat. Classic grandma move!

The Awkward Neighbor

Dealing with a nosy neighbor who always misinterprets things
My nosy neighbor knocked on my door the other day and goes, "I heard you talking about your knee grow on the phone." I said, "That was my nephew, Nigel! And we were discussing gardening, not family expansion!

The Clueless Co-worker

Working with a colleague who constantly mixes up words and creates awkward situations
My co-worker asked me, "Did you water your knee grow today?" I said, "Dude, it's 'neighbor,' and I don't water him; I water my desk plant. And it's a fern, not a nephew!

The Misguided Doctor

Dealing with a doctor who keeps bringing up your "knee grow" during medical appointments
I went for a physical, and the doctor said, "I noticed you've been mentioning your knee grow a lot." I said, "Doc, it's 'neighbor,' and I talk about him at family dinners, not medical appointments!

The Confused Gym Trainer

Trying to get fit with a personal trainer who always misunderstands your fitness goals
The other day, my trainer yelled across the gym, "Hey, have you been neglecting your knee grow?" I said, "Look, it's 'neighbor,' and he's fine. I've been neglecting my abs, not my nephew!

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