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The Overenthusiastic Grandparent
Trying to explain modern terms to a grandparent who always gets them hilariously wrong
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I got a letter from my grandparent that said, "I saw a picture of your knee grow on Facebook." I'm thinking, "Did I post a photo of my nephew?" Turns out, they meant my cat. Classic grandma move!
The Awkward Neighbor
Dealing with a nosy neighbor who always misinterprets things
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My nosy neighbor knocked on my door the other day and goes, "I heard you talking about your knee grow on the phone." I said, "That was my nephew, Nigel! And we were discussing gardening, not family expansion!
The Clueless Co-worker
Working with a colleague who constantly mixes up words and creates awkward situations
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My co-worker asked me, "Did you water your knee grow today?" I said, "Dude, it's 'neighbor,' and I don't water him; I water my desk plant. And it's a fern, not a nephew!
The Misguided Doctor
Dealing with a doctor who keeps bringing up your "knee grow" during medical appointments
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I went for a physical, and the doctor said, "I noticed you've been mentioning your knee grow a lot." I said, "Doc, it's 'neighbor,' and I talk about him at family dinners, not medical appointments!
The Confused Gym Trainer
Trying to get fit with a personal trainer who always misunderstands your fitness goals
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The other day, my trainer yelled across the gym, "Hey, have you been neglecting your knee grow?" I said, "Look, it's 'neighbor,' and he's fine. I've been neglecting my abs, not my nephew!
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