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The Lost Utensil
The mysterious disappearance of kitchen utensils
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I asked my spatula if it's seen my missing fork. It just flipped and said, "Fork off, I have my own problems.
The Condescending Tea Kettle
The judgmental whistle of the tea kettle
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My tea kettle and my grandmother have the same attitude. They both think a whistle makes everything they say more important.
The Clingy Sponge
The sponge that never dries and sticks to everything
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My sponge and my ex have something in common—they both refuse to let go. One leaves emotional residue, and the other leaves soap.
The Stubborn Garbage Disposal
Things getting stuck in the garbage disposal
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I tried to compliment my garbage disposal, but it just said, "Stop feeding me your problems, and maybe I won't jam up on you.
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