bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Excalibur, the legendary sword, had its own pedestal. I bet it never got lost. Meanwhile, I can't even keep track of my keys in a purse the size of a small country.
0
0
The Lady of the Lake giving Excalibur to Arthur? That's like Amazon Prime delivering a package – magical, unpredictable, and sometimes it shows up when you least expect it.
0
0
King Arthur and his knights questing for the Holy Grail? That's like a bunch of friends trying to agree on a place for dinner – lots of enthusiasm at the start, but eventually, you just settle for the nearest option.
0
0
So, King Arthur pulled a sword out of a stone and suddenly, he's the king? Imagine if that's how promotions worked in our jobs. "Sorry, Dave, your quarterly reports were good, but Sarah over there managed to open the jammed printer, so she's the boss now.
0
0
King Arthur searching for the Holy Grail sounds a lot like my quest for the last slice of pizza at a party. You know it exists, you just have to navigate through a maze of people and empty boxes to find it.
0
0
So, they said only the true king could pull the sword from the stone. I wish my locked car was that discerning. "Sorry, not your true owner, no commute for you today.
0
0
You know, King Arthur and his round table? They were onto something. I mean, trying to have a meeting where everyone's opinion counts equally? They were basically the OG attempt at creating a fair comments section.
0
0
King Arthur's story is basically the original "found object" tale. "Oh, look, a sword in a stone. Let's base a whole monarchy around this.
0
0
Merlin, the wise wizard, advising King Arthur? That's the original Google Assistant right there. "Hey, Merlin, what's the weather forecast?" "Cloudy, chance of dragons in the afternoon.
Post a Comment