7 Kindergartners Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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Why did the kindergartner put sugar under their pillow? They wanted sweet dreams!
Why was the clock punished in kindergarten? It tocked too much!
Why was the broom late for kindergarten? It overswept!
What did the teacher say to the kindergartner who forgot their homework? 'Looks like you missed the mark!'
Why did the kindergartner eat their homework? Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a kindergartner's favorite dessert? Counting cookies!
What did the teacher say to the kindergartner who kept interrupting? 'You need to raise your hand, not your voice!'

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