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Why did the polite cookie apologize? It felt crummy for being so sweet all the time.
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Why did the kind computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
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Why do kind horses make great comedians? Because they always know how to neigh-l the punchline!
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What's a kind vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange, because it's considerate of its victims' dietary preferences.
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What do you call a considerate insect? A 'beecause' it always thinks about others before buzzing around.
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I wanted to make a joke about kindness, but I didn't want to be cheesy. So, I decided to use gouda instead.
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Why did the generous math book offer to help with homework? It had too many problems.
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I wanted to make a joke about kindness, but I didn't want it to be too corny. So, I decided to use maize instead.
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Why did the considerate tomato stop to let the pedestrians cross the road? It wanted to avoid a ketchup!
Kindness Competition
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There's this unspoken competition about who's the kindest. It's like a race where nobody wants to finish first because everyone's too kind to pass the finish line!
Kindness on the Road
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Ever see those bumper stickers that say, Practice random acts of kindness? I tried that on the highway. Turns out, people don't appreciate random acts of kindness at 60 miles per hour!
Kindly, Not Today
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You know, people often say, Kill them with kindness. I say, Kindly, not today! I'm all out of ammunition.
Kindness in a Zoo
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You ever notice how the only place where 'kind' and 'wild' coexist is at a zoo? I mean, it takes a special kind of 'kind' to keep a tiger from thinking of you as its next meal!
Kindness Quirks
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You ever notice how people get overly kind when they're trying to hide something? It's like their kindness is the decoy and their real intentions are hiding behind the pearly whites of a kind smile!
Kindness Woes
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Kindness is great until you accidentally hold the door for someone who's a mile away, and suddenly, you're committed. Now you're standing there, contemplating life, regretting that one extra act of kindness!
Kindness Budget
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I'm on a budget, you know? So I'm investing in 'kindness' because it's the only thing I can afford that makes me richer without spending a dime!
Kindness Superpowers
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Kindness is powerful, they say. Yeah, like the power to turn a heated argument into a confusing moment where both parties end up apologizing for being too kind to each other!
Kindness vs. Coffee
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They say kindness is contagious. Yeah, so is coffee, but at least with coffee, you don't have to worry about someone mistaking your energy for overbearing enthusiasm!
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