18 Kids With Speech Sounds S And R Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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What did the 'R' say to the 'S' when they were stuck together in a word? 'Let's stick to-'s'ether'!
What did the 'R' say to the 'S' who was struggling? 'Don't worry, you'll 'succeed'!
What's an 'R''s favorite game? 'Aaar'-cade games!
Why did the speech therapist bring a ladder to the session? To help kids reach the 'S'ky!
What do you call a snake who can't pronounce 's'? A hiss-ter!
Why did the speech sounds 'S' and 'R' start a band? They wanted to make some 'surr-real' music!
What do you call an 'S' and an 'R' solving a mystery together? 'Surr-sleuths'!
What's an 'R''s favorite place in school? 'Aaar-t class'!
I overheard a kid practicing 'r' sounds and thought they were auditioning for a pirate movie. Turns out, it was just recess. Ahoy, mateys! Recess be a serious business!
I tried playing 'Simon says' with a group of kids in speech therapy. Turns out, Simon had a lisp, and nobody knew which command was which. 'Imitate a snake?' 'Hiss or misss?' It was chaos!
You know you're in trouble when your kid starts sounding like a pirate. 'Arrr, matey! I want me sssandwich!' Is this preschool or a pirate ship?
I thought my kid was into ASMR, but it turns out they were just practicing their 's' sounds. 'Sssweet dreamsss' or 'ssoothing sssounds'—I can't tell anymore!
Ssspeech therapy for kidsss, or as they call it, the annual snake hissing convention. Sssibilance, it's not just for serpents anymore!
My nephew is taking speech therapy, and now he insists on being called 'Captain Sssparrow.' We used to correct him, but now we just hand him a tiny pirate hat and go with it.
I told my niece she should be a news anchor with that perfect 'r' sound. Now, every family gathering turns into a mock news segment. 'In today's news, we have a shortage of cookies in the cookie jar!' She's a budding reporter or just really hungry.
Speech therapy is like a secret club for kids with 's' and 'r' issues. They should call it the 'Silent Rebel Society.' Shhh, we don't talk about our speech sounds!
My friend's kid speaks in code. 'I want ssspaghetti for dinneeerrr.' Is it a meal request or a secret mission? Either way, I'm in!
I asked a kid with speech sounds 's' and 'r' to say 'superhero.' It came out as 'thuperhero.' Well, move over, Batman, we have a new lithping hero in town!

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