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What did the 'R' say to the 'S' when they were stuck together in a word? 'Let's stick to-'s'ether'!
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What did the 'R' say to the 'S' who was struggling? 'Don't worry, you'll 'succeed'!
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Why did the speech therapist bring a ladder to the session? To help kids reach the 'S'ky!
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Why did the speech sounds 'S' and 'R' start a band? They wanted to make some 'surr-real' music!
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What do you call an 'S' and an 'R' solving a mystery together? 'Surr-sleuths'!
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I overheard a kid practicing 'r' sounds and thought they were auditioning for a pirate movie. Turns out, it was just recess. Ahoy, mateys! Recess be a serious business!
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I tried playing 'Simon says' with a group of kids in speech therapy. Turns out, Simon had a lisp, and nobody knew which command was which. 'Imitate a snake?' 'Hiss or misss?' It was chaos!
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You know you're in trouble when your kid starts sounding like a pirate. 'Arrr, matey! I want me sssandwich!' Is this preschool or a pirate ship?
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I thought my kid was into ASMR, but it turns out they were just practicing their 's' sounds. 'Sssweet dreamsss' or 'ssoothing sssounds'—I can't tell anymore!
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Ssspeech therapy for kidsss, or as they call it, the annual snake hissing convention. Sssibilance, it's not just for serpents anymore!
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My nephew is taking speech therapy, and now he insists on being called 'Captain Sssparrow.' We used to correct him, but now we just hand him a tiny pirate hat and go with it.
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I told my niece she should be a news anchor with that perfect 'r' sound. Now, every family gathering turns into a mock news segment. 'In today's news, we have a shortage of cookies in the cookie jar!' She's a budding reporter or just really hungry.
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Speech therapy is like a secret club for kids with 's' and 'r' issues. They should call it the 'Silent Rebel Society.' Shhh, we don't talk about our speech sounds!
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My friend's kid speaks in code. 'I want ssspaghetti for dinneeerrr.' Is it a meal request or a secret mission? Either way, I'm in!
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