17 Kids Whatsapp Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 23 2025

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My son told me he's the admin of his WhatsApp group. I said, 'Congratulations! Does that come with a 'parental control' feature?
My daughter said her WhatsApp group is like a garden. I asked why. She said, 'Because it's full of 'flower' emojis and a few 'prickly' jokes!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the WhatsApp group? Because they heard it was the only way to reach new heights in messaging!
My son asked me if he could have a smartphone for his birthday. I told him, 'Sure, just don't let it be your only 'app'-eal in life!
What do you call a kid who's great at typing messages on WhatsApp? A 'text prodigy'!
Why did the kid bring a map to the WhatsApp group? They heard it was the best way to 'navigate' through the chat!
I asked my daughter if she could add me to her kids WhatsApp group. She said, 'Sorry, it's a no-adult zone – only 'kid-ults' allowed!
I told my kids I'm getting a tattoo of our family WhatsApp group chat. They were horrified until I explained it's just going to be a string of confused emojis. It's a permanent reminder of the time I asked, 'What does this emoji even mean?'
WhatsApp groups are like secret societies for kids. I joined my niece's group thinking I was in on the gossip, but all they talk about is how to sneak extra snacks into their rooms without their parents noticing. I felt like a spy in a mission for cookies.
I asked my son what he talks about in his WhatsApp group. He said, 'Oh, just homework and stuff.' I hacked into his group and found out it's actually a detailed analysis of the cafeteria's chicken nuggets. These kids take their nugget critiques very seriously.
I joined a parenting WhatsApp group, thinking it would be a source of wisdom. Instead, it's just a bunch of parents arguing about whose turn it is to bring snacks to soccer practice. It's like a snack war, and I'm just here hoping my fruit platter doesn't start a snacktastrophe.
Kids and their WhatsApp groups – it's like they're planning world domination, one emoji at a time. I joined one thinking it was a parenting support group, turns out it was just a bunch of parents sharing memes about their messy houses. I felt seen, but also judged.
I tried creating a family WhatsApp group to stay connected. It's like herding cats, but with emojis. Every message ends up with a thumbs up, a laughing face, and someone asking, 'Who has the TV remote?' It's the modern-day sitcom, brought to you by technology.
I tried joining my daughter's WhatsApp group to keep up with her social life. They kicked me out faster than you can say 'Dad Jokes.' Apparently, 'LOL' doesn't stand for 'Lots of Laughter' when it's your dad making the jokes.
I overheard some kids talking about their group chat on WhatsApp. Back in my day, our group chat was just passing notes in class. Now they've got encryption, disappearing messages – I feel like I'm in a spy movie, but the only mission is to find out who ate the last cookie.
Kids these days are so advanced with technology. My nephew is on WhatsApp, and I'm still trying to figure out how to properly use a hashtag. I sent him a message saying 'Hashtag Cool Uncle' – he replied with a laughing emoji and blocked me.
I found out my son has a secret WhatsApp group for discussing his parents. I joined, and let me tell you, the reviews are not great. They've got a rating system – apparently, I only get two out of five stars for my 'coolness.' I blame it on my dance moves.

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