5 Kids Muppets Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 10 2025

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What do muppets eat at the movie theater? Pop-corn!

What did the muppet say to the dentist? 'I'm here for my incisor information!

What did the muppet say to Kermit when it was time to leave? 'Hop to it!

Why don't muppets tell secrets? Because they're afraid they might 'fuzzy' the details!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling 'crumby' after meeting Cookie Monster!

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