10 Kids January Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 17 2025

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Why did the January kid bring a ladder to the school dance? Because they heard it was a high-energy event!
What did the January calendar say to the kid who was always daydreaming? 'You're in a month-long fantasy, enjoy it!
How do kids in January make decisions? They 'choose' wisely because it's resolution season!
Why did the January calendar go to the kids' party? It heard they were having a blast!
Why did the snowman enroll his kids in January school? He wanted them to be 'cool'!
Why did the calendar take the kids to the amusement park in January? Because it wanted them to have a roller-coaster of a month!
What did the January calendar say to the mischievous kids? 'You can't escape the days, but you can have a great time on them!
Why did the January kid bring a suitcase to class? Because they wanted to pack in as much knowledge as possible!
What did the January kid say to their friend who didn't like winter? 'Snow way, it's the coolest season!
What did the January calendar say to the kids who were always late? 'You're not early birds, you're just snowed in!

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