5 Kids In March Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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Babysitter's Survival Guide

Navigating the chaos of babysitting multiple kids in March
Putting multiple kids to bed in March is a logistical nightmare. It's like herding cats. I told them it was bedtime, and they scattered in different directions like I'd just announced a surprise game of hide and seek. I should've seen that one coming.

Kid's Rebellion

Plotting ways to avoid chores during the month of March
Kids have this incredible ability to vanish when chores are mentioned. I told my son, "It's time to take out the trash," and he disappeared so fast, I half expected him to reappear in a puff of smoke as a magician on America's Got Talent. Maybe I should've given him a cape.

Grandparents' Wisdom

Navigating the generation gap during the chaotic March family gatherings
March family dinners are like a clash of civilizations. I suggested playing a board game, and my grandchild said, "What's a board game?" I had to resist the urge to reply, "It's what people did for fun before the internet stole your attention span.

Teacher's Dilemma

Keeping kids engaged in learning when they're dreaming of summer
Lesson planning during spring break is a delicate art. You want something engaging, like a magic trick to keep their attention. I tried teaching them the disappearing act – "Watch closely as my motivation vanishes into thin air." They were impressed, but sadly, so was the principal.

Parenting Pandemonium

Balancing work and home life during kids' spring break
You know you're in trouble when your kid asks, "What's for lunch?" and you think, "Whatever requires the least amount of cooking and leaves minimal mess." It's like being a contestant on a culinary survival show, and the only prize is not having to clean up spaghetti sauce from the ceiling.

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