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Dealing with kids' New Year resolutions
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I asked my kid about his New Year's resolution, and he said, "I want to learn to be more patient." I said, "That's great, son, but we've been sitting in traffic for five minutes. Your patience training starts now.
Teacher
Managing energetic kids after winter break
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The struggle is real when you're trying to teach kids in January who are still mentally on vacation. I asked a student what he learned over the break, and he said, "I perfected my video game skills." Well, at least he's honest about his priorities.
Babysitter
Navigating through multiple kids' conflicting resolutions
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I asked the kids what their resolutions were, and one said, "I want to be more organized." Five minutes later, they're searching the entire house for a missing sock. I guess organization starts with the sock drawer.
Kid
The burden of keeping New Year resolutions
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I told my friends about my resolution to read more books in January. They said, "That's cool! What's the first book you're reading?" I said, "Does the back of a cereal box count?
Grandparent
Navigating the clash of generations during family gatherings
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I overheard my grandkid say, "I'm cutting out sugar for January." I couldn't help myself; I burst out laughing. Sweetheart, you have no idea what you're missing. It's like trying to explain color to someone who's only seen black and white.
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