7+ Best One Liners kids in elementary school Jokes

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What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me!

What kind of school do you go to if you're an ice cream? Sundae school!

Why did the student eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field - just like the kids who excel in elementary school!

Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear - just like the ones kids lose at school!

Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears - especially during show-and-tell!

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