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Reluctant Trick-or-Treater
Dealing with the pressure to wear a costume when you just want the candy.
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The scariest thing about Halloween for me is deciding on a costume. I wanted to be a morning person, but my bed wouldn't fit through the door.
Pet Owner During Halloween
Trying to keep pets calm amidst the chaos of trick-or-treaters and spooky decorations.
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Trying to put a costume on my dog was like attempting to dress a tornado. He's not a fan of being a hot dog; he wants to be a free-range, wild, unclothed hot dog.
Haunted House Employee
Dealing with unruly visitors who take the scares too seriously.
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I tried a new scare tactic at the haunted house by whispering, "Student loans" as people walked by. It was so effective; they sprinted out of there faster than if I had a real chainsaw.
Candy Hoarder Kid
Trying to figure out the best strategy for maximizing candy collection.
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My son tried to negotiate a better candy deal with our neighbors. He's like a tiny Wall Street broker, but instead of stocks, he's trading Kit Kats and Skittles.
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