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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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You ever notice how kids' dad jokes sound like they're pulled straight from a popsicle stick? Next thing you know, my kid will be saying, Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the slide!
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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My son came up to me the other day, handed me a joke book, and said, Dad, you need to upgrade your material. I said, Son, the only upgrade you're getting is from a toddler to a pre-schooler!
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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I tried teaching my kids some advanced humor, but they're stuck on basics. My youngest came up to me and said, Dad, what do you call a bear with no teeth? I said, What? He replied, A gummy bear! I told him, You're so close to being funny, yet so far.
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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You know you're in for a treat when your kid says, Dad, I've got a joke for you. But then they hit you with, Why was the math book sad? You brace yourself, thinking it's some deep existential question. And they say, Because it had too many problems! I told him, Son, your humor is solving one mystery: why we're not laughing.
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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I thought I'd heard every dad joke in the book until my son approached me. He said, Dad, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? I was alarmed and asked, No, what happened? He said, Everything's fine; he woke up! I thought, Either my son has a dark sense of humor, or I need to check his reading material.
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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My kids are always trying to out-joke each other. The other day, my daughter proudly proclaimed, Dad, I've got the best dad joke! I prepared myself for a zinger. She said, Why don't skeletons fight each other? I pondered. She gleefully said, They don't have the guts! I replied, Well, sweetheart, at least you've got the bone structure for comedy.
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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My son tried to impress me by telling a joke. He said, Why did the tomato turn red? I waited for a punchline, and he said, Because it saw the salad dressing! I told him, Kid, your humor is so fresh, it's still in the vegetable aisle.
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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You know, I tried telling my kids that their dad jokes were getting old. They said, Well, they're not as old as your fashion sense, Dad!
Kids’ Dad Jokes
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I told my daughter, Your jokes are so bad, they should come with a 'Don't Laugh Challenge' warning. She replied, Dad, your jokes are so old, they should come with a 'May Contain Dad Dancing' disclaimer!
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