5 Kids Ages 10-11 Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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Lunchbox Investigator

The mystery of disappearing lunchbox contents
I started packing my son's lunch with fake money. He complained, "Dad, I can't buy anything with this." I said, "Exactly, that's why it's still in your lunchbox!

Bedtime Negotiator

The nightly struggle to get kids into bed
My kid asked for a glass of water at bedtime. I gave him a tiny sip and said, "That's your hydration until morning – savor it like it's fine wine.

The Homework Warrior

The constant battle between kids and homework
I asked my 10-year-old what he learned in school today. He said, "Not enough, they're making us go back tomorrow.

The Tech Guru in Diapers

The generation gap in technology understanding
My son tried to fix the Wi-Fi by turning it off and on. When it didn't work, he asked, "Dad, is this what they called 'the struggle' back in your day?

Master Negotiator at the Candy Store

The art of convincing parents to buy sweets
My kid tried to convince me that gummy bears are a food group. I said, "Nice try, but I'm not falling for your pyramid scheme.

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