5 Kids About Autumn Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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The Pumpkin Spice Addict

Pumpkin spice obsession reaching new heights
My girlfriend loves pumpkin spice so much; she replaced her perfume with it. Now every time we hug, I smell like a walking latte.

The Confused Trick-or-Treater

Struggling with choosing a Halloween costume
I dressed up as a scarecrow for Halloween, but people just thought I was a really lost farmer. I got so many directions to the nearest cornfield.

The Squirrel Witness Protection Program Member

Squirrels trying to hide their acorn stashes
I tried to help a squirrel find its buried acorns, but it looked at me like I was an undercover operative for the rival gang of chipmunks.

The Ghosted Pumpkin

Feeling neglected after Halloween is over
If pumpkins had feelings, they'd be the drama queens of the vegetable world. "Oh, you carved me into a scary face and then just tossed me aside? Rude!

The Overenthusiastic Leaf Raker

Over-the-top excitement for raking leaves
I asked my neighbor if he wanted help raking leaves, and he said, "No, I've got it covered." Now his yard looks like it's auditioning for the next Tarzan movie.

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