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Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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Why did the kid bring a magnifying glass to the birthday party? To make the cake look bigger, of course!
What's a 6-year-old's philosophy on life? Play hard, nap harder!
Why did the 6-year-old put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
Why did the 5-year-old bring a suitcase to school? Because it was going to be a 'packed' day!
What do you call a 6-year-old's autobiography? 'The Early Years: A Tale of Juice Boxes and Bedtime Stories'!
Why did the 5-year-old refuse to nap? He didn't want to be caught sleeping on the job of growing up!
What did the 5-year-old say to the bedtime story? Talk faster, I have dreams to catch!

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