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Have you noticed that knock-knock jokes have a universal power over kids? It's like their kryptonite. You could be in the middle of a serious conversation about the birds and the bees, but as soon as you throw in a knock-knock joke, it's game over. Parenting tip: Use humor strategically!
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My kid's favorite knock-knock joke is the one where they get to interrupt my important phone calls. Nothing says professionalism like answering a work call with, "Knock-knock!" It's the ultimate test of adulting with a straight face.
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I bought my kid that joke book hoping it would make them the class clown. Now, every parent-teacher meeting feels like a stand-up comedy audition. The teacher gives me that look, and I'm like, "Well, you see, it's all about timing... and chickens crossing roads.
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Have you ever tried telling a knock-knock joke to a kid from 2015? It's like trying to explain a VHS tape to a teenager today. They look at you with that blank stare, wondering if you're speaking an ancient language. "Dad, is this some kind of prehistoric Siri?
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So, my kid got this joke book, right? 350 jokes! I thought it would be a breeze to get through, but turns out, we've been stuck on joke 27 for a week now. Every time I try to turn the page, my kid goes, "No, dad, we're not done with the chicken crossing the road yet.
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I tried telling one of those knock-knock jokes to my kid's friends, thinking I'd be the cool parent. Little did I know, they all had their own knock-knock club with secret handshakes and exclusive passwords. I felt like I accidentally crashed a tiny comedy convention.
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You know, when your kid discovers a joke book, you become the involuntary audience. It's a constant barrage of knock-knock jokes, one after the other. I've started ranking them in my head like a comedy critic. "Solid setup, but the punchline needs work, kid.
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I thought those 350 jokes would last a lifetime, but at this rate, we're going to run out before the weekend. It's like a comedy marathon in my living room, and I'm the exhausted audience member desperately waiting for intermission.
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I tried adding my own twist to these knock-knock jokes to keep things interesting. I said, "Knock-knock," and my kid replied, "Who's there?" I said, "Olive." They asked, "Olive who?" And I said, "Olive your jokes are making me question my life choices." Turns out, they're tough critics.
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You know, I recently bought a book titled "350 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes" for kids in 2015. I thought it was going to be a parenting lifesaver, but turns out, after the first 50, my kid started using them as bargaining chips. "Clean your room, or I'm dropping joke number 73, dad!
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