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Have you ever noticed how some of these kid jokes are just downright mysterious? Like, "Why did the cow go to space? Because it wanted to see the moooon!" I'm sitting here scratching my head, thinking, "Did I miss the episode of 'Cow Trek' or something?" And why the emphasis on "moooon" with extra 'o's? Is the cow from a different galaxy where they spell things with extra letters? Or maybe it's just trying to be dramatic. I can imagine the cow in a spaceship, looking out the window and dramatically going, "Mooooon" as if it's auditioning for a sci-fi movie.
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I love the wisdom in these kid jokes. It's like they're dropping truth bombs in the form of punchlines. Take this one: "Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she wanted to reach for the stars!" I mean, move over Shakespeare, we've got a new philosopher in town! Forget "To be or not to be," it's all about reaching for the stars with a ladder now. Maybe I should take a ladder to the comedy club and aim for the stars too. But knowing my luck, I'd probably get kicked out for causing a fire hazard.
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I tried sharing these kid jokes with my friend who's a parent. Big mistake! You'd think I'd handed them a ticking time bomb instead of a list of jokes. They're like, "Oh no, don't encourage them! Once they start with the jokes, there's no going back!" It's like kids telling jokes is a gateway to chaos in the parental world. One dad told me, "I tried telling my son a joke, and now he thinks he's a stand-up comedian. He's got a whole routine about why vegetables are aliens trying to invade his dinner plate."
So, note to self, next time I'm sharing jokes with kids, I'll include a disclaimer: "Parental guidance required, and a sense of humor recommended!
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You ever notice how kids can turn the simplest things into the funniest situations? I recently stumbled upon this list of "100 hilarious kids jokes." Now, I thought, "Great! I'm gonna be the cool uncle and share some of these with my niece and nephew." So, I start with the first one, right? "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!"
I mean, I get it; it's a pun, but let me tell you, my nephew stared at me like I just explained quantum physics. He's like, "Uncle, are you broken?" Broken? I'm just trying to be the fun uncle, but these kids today, they're like miniature comedy critics. Tough crowd!
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