5 Jokes For Kidnapper

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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I met a kidnapper who was a fitness enthusiast. He believed in 'abducting' calories, not people!
I told the kidnapper I couldn't go with him because I had a pressing engagement. He said, 'That's okay, I'll just kidnap someone else.
I met a kidnapper who was an excellent chef. He really knew how to 'abduct' the flavors!
I told the kidnapper a joke, and he laughed. Now I'm his stand-up hostage!
I got kidnapped by a dance group. They held me captive with their smooth moves!

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