8 Jokes About Kia Cars

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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Why was the KIA so good at singing? It had an 'Optima'-l voice!
What do you call a KIA that loves to meditate? A 'Soul'-ful car!
Why did the KIA refuse to play hide and seek? It said, 'I'm not a Sportage enough for that!
What's a KIA's favorite dance move? The 'Rio' shuffle!
What did the KIA say to the impatient driver? 'I'm a 'Stinger', not a slowpoke!
Why did the KIA wear glasses? To look 'Stinger'-elligent!
How does a KIA apologize? It offers a 'Carnival' of apologies!
Why was the KIA always calm in traffic? It had a strong 'Forte'itude!

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