8 Jokes For Keto

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Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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Why did the keto comedian go to therapy? They needed help processing all the emotional baggage they gained from avoiding carbs!
Why did the keto dieter get kicked out of the comedy club? They couldn't stop roasting the carbs!
Why did the keto dieter become a motivational speaker? They had a knack for turning 'no-carb' situations into 'can-do' opportunities!
Why did the keto dieter become a comedian? Because they had a talent for turning fat into laughter!
Why did the keto chef break up with their significant other? They said it was a lack of compatibility – too many carbs in the relationship!
Why did the keto dieter refuse to play poker? They couldn't handle the 'high-stakes carbs' on the table!
Why did the keto enthusiast become a gardener? They wanted to cultivate 'leafy greens' and 'ground beef' for a living!
Why did the keto dieter become a detective? They were great at solving 'whodunit' mysteries but struggled with 'what-carb' mysteries!

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