5 Jokes For Ketchup Packet

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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The Engineer

Design flaws of the ketchup packet
Ketchup packets are the only thing that makes me question my career choices. I mean, I solve complex problems at work, but ask me to open a ketchup packet, and suddenly I'm all thumbs.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing ketchup packets are part of a government plot
Have you ever tried opening a ketchup packet in Area 51? Good luck getting that close without getting probed or at least asked to leave.

The Minimalist

Why ketchup packets are too much hassle for simple living
I don't understand why we need individually wrapped ketchup packets. It's like condiment origami, but with a higher risk of making a fool out of yourself.

The Clumsy Diner

Trying to open a ketchup packet without making a mess
I tried opening a ketchup packet gracefully once. Ended up looking like a failed magician attempting a confetti trick.

The Daredevil

Turning the struggle with ketchup packets into a high-stakes adventure
Ketchup packets are the true test of friendship. If you can open one for me without squirting it on my face, we're basically blood brothers.

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