5 Jokes For Jungle

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 24 2024

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Lost Tourist in the Jungle

Trying to navigate the jungle without a GPS
Navigating the jungle without GPS is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is trying to bite you.

Survival Expert

Attempting to survive with limited survival skills
I brought a Swiss Army knife to the jungle. Turns out, the only thing it's good for is opening coconuts and accidentally stabbing myself.

The Lazy Explorer

Not wanting to exert any effort in the jungle
I brought a hammock to the jungle because, well, if Tarzan can swing from vines, I can swing in comfort.

Wildlife Photographer

Dealing with uncooperative animal subjects
I asked a snake to pose for a photo, and it hissed, "I only do candids." Apparently, I'm not David Attenborough.

Jungle Stand-Up Comedian

Struggling to make the jungle animals laugh
I tried to entertain a crocodile with jokes, but it just rolled its eyes—probably wondering why I wasn't tastier. Tough crowd, even in the reptile section!

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