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I realized that life is a lot like juggling. Sometimes it's smooth, and sometimes it feels like someone added a chainsaw to the mix. And just when you think you've got it all figured out, life tosses you a curveball – or in the case of a juggler, a bowling ball.
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Jugglers always have that confident, swaggering walk. Like, "Yeah, I can throw things around and catch them effortlessly." Meanwhile, my walk is more like, "Please don't let me trip on my own shoelaces. Please, universe, be kind today.
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You ever notice how jugglers always have this calm, zen-like expression on their faces? Meanwhile, I'm over here stressing about which checkout line to choose at the grocery store. "Will this be the fastest line, or am I going to be stuck behind someone paying with a bag of loose change?
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Jugglers and toddlers have a lot in common. Both love to throw things in the air and expect someone else to clean up the mess. The only difference is, if a toddler drops something, it's usually a sippy cup, not a flaming bowling pin.
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Juggling seems impressive until you try to do it with your daily responsibilities. I'm juggling work, family, and trying to remember where I left my car keys. Spoiler alert: the car keys always win that game of hide-and-seek.
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I asked a juggler for relationship advice once. He said, "It's all about balance." I tried explaining that I can barely balance my checkbook, let alone my emotional well-being. But hey, at least I can balance a remote control on my lap while binge-watching Netflix. That counts, right?
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Jugglers are basically professional multitaskers. I can barely manage texting and walking without bumping into a lamppost, and here they are juggling flaming torches. I can't even handle a lit birthday candle without setting off the fire alarm.
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So, I tried juggling once. My coordination is so bad that I ended up juggling excuses for why I couldn't catch any of the balls. "Oh, gravity malfunctioned there, that's not on me!
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You know you're adulting hard when your idea of juggling is managing to carry all the groceries from the car to the kitchen in one trip. It's like my own version of a high-stakes juggling act with bags of frozen peas and a gallon of milk.
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