17 Jokes For Joint

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Updated on: Jul 28 2024

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Why did the joint go to school? It wanted to be a joint-degree holder!
What do you call a joint at a music festival? A rolling stone!
What did the joint say to the lighter? 'You light up my life!
What do you call a joint with a sense of humor? A funny toke!
What's a joint's favorite movie genre? Action-packed rolls!
What's a joint's favorite game? Hide and toke!
Why did the joint apply for a job? It wanted to roll into a successful career!

Joint Decisions

Relationships are like joints. They require good communication and shared decisions. But let me tell you, choosing what to watch on Netflix together is like the UN trying to agree on world peace.

Joint Effort

Marriage is a joint effort, they say. Well, I must be doing something wrong because my wife keeps telling me, You're not passing the joint right! I'm just trying to distribute the responsibility evenly.

Joint Custody

Divorce is tough. My ex-wife and I decided to go for joint custody. Not of the kids, but of the Netflix account. It's a battle for the ages – who gets custody of the Continue Watching list.

Marijuana Mingle

I recently attended a cannabis-themed social event. It was a joint venture between networking and getting high. Let me tell you, trying to make a good first impression when everyone's eyes are redder than a lobster in a hot tub is a challenge.

Joint Ventures

You know, I tried starting a business with a friend, and they were like, Let's do a joint venture! I thought they meant a business collaboration, turns out, they were just talking about our smoke breaks.

Joint Family Planning

My parents told me it's time to start thinking about family planning. So, I suggested we all move into a big house together – you know, a joint family. They weren't amused. I thought it was a great idea; more people to share the chores and argue over the remote.

Joint Resolutions

New Year's resolutions are like joints – we all make them, and by February, they've usually gone up in smoke. I resolved to go to the gym, but the only six-pack I got is from the beer in my fridge.

The High Road

They say take the high road, but have you ever tried taking the high road on an actual road? Not recommended. The GPS kept telling me to turn left, and I was just staring at a field of cows, wondering if they knew the meaning of life.

Joint Adventures

My friend wanted us to go on a joint adventure. I thought we were going on some epic journey, but no, it was just a road trip to the convenience store for snacks. I mean, I guess snacks are an adventure of their own.

Rolling with the Times

I went to a party the other day, and someone asked me if I wanted to roll a joint. I said, No, thank you, I prefer to roll with the times – less paper cuts.

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