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I bet jockeys have the weirdest playlist when they work out. Just imagine them at the gym, pumping iron to the sound of galloping hooves and neighing. "Come on, one more rep, and then we jump that hurdle!
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I saw a jockey at the grocery store the other day, and I thought, "Wow, this guy must feel lost without a horse." Can you imagine him trying to navigate the aisles with those tiny legs?
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I bet jockeys have the best excuses for being late. "Sorry, boss, I was stuck in traffic." And by traffic, they mean a herd of stubborn horses.
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Jockeys are like the extreme version of Uber drivers. Imagine if your Uber driver wore a helmet, held a crop, and instead of saying "five stars," you just handed them a carrot.
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I can't decide if jockeys have the easiest or toughest time playing hide and seek. On one hand, they're small and can hide anywhere. On the other hand, their instinct is to bolt when they're found. It's like, "Found you!" And they're off to the races.
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Jockeys must have the most intense game of hide and seek with their kids. "Daddy, where are you?" And he's just crouched behind the cereal boxes, ready to sprint when they find him.
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You ever notice how jockeys are basically the horse's GPS? I mean, they're out there, steering, giving directions like, "In 500 meters, take a left turn at the hay bale.
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Have you ever seen a jockey trying to order a coffee? "I'll take a small, please. And could you add a little sugar? No, not for me – for the horse.
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I heard jockeys have their own dating app called "StableMingle." Swipe right if you love a good horse ride and can handle someone who always wears a helmet.
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