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What's Jimmy Savile's favorite instrument? The saxophone because it's 'smooth' like his dance moves!
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I asked Jimmy Savile if he believed in ghosts. He said, 'No, but I do believe in a good 'boogie'!
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Why did Jimmy Savile bring a suitcase to the party? He wanted to pack a 'groovy' punch!
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What did Jimmy Savile say when he won the lottery? 'I've got the winning 'groove' numbers!
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I told Jimmy Savile he should open a bakery. He already had the perfect recipe: 'loaf' around and 'roll' with it!
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Why did Jimmy Savile become a chef? Because he knew how to turn on the grill!
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Why did Jimmy Savile bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Jimmy Savile's Fashion Tips
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You know, I was recently reading about Jimmy Savile. Apparently, he had some interesting fashion advice. He said, For the perfect outfit, always accessorize with a creepy grin and a questionable alibi!
Jimmy Savile's Failed Cooking Show
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I heard Jimmy Savile once tried hosting a cooking show. Yeah, it didn't go so well. His signature dish? How to grill suspicions and bake secrets without getting caught! Spoiler alert: it got burned.
Jimmy Savile's Comedy Special
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Can you imagine Jimmy Savile doing stand-up comedy? His opening line would be, Why did the scandalous comedian cross the road? To escape the tabloids on the other side! Talk about a punchline with a side of controversy.
Jimmy Savile's Travel Tips
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If Jimmy Savile wrote a travel blog, it would probably be something like, Explore new destinations, but make sure they have dark corners where your reputation can comfortably hide.
Jimmy Savile's Guide to Smooth Relationships
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Did you know Jimmy Savile considered himself a relationship expert? His advice? Keep things mysterious. Like, 'Where did all those missing puzzle pieces go?'
Jimmy Savile's Fitness Program
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I stumbled upon Jimmy Savile's workout routine. It's called Hide and Sneak. You work on your abs by dodging questions, and your cardio involves running from the truth. Trust me; it's a real cover-up workout!
Jimmy Savile's DIY Home Security Tips
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Jimmy Savile once claimed he had foolproof home security tips. Step one: Install hidden cameras everywhere. Step two: Deny everything. But the real question is, who needs a security system that also records an alibi?
Jimmy Savile's Social Media Strategies
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Jimmy Savile's guide to social media success: Post cryptic messages, leave people guessing, and remember, a good cover photo is worth a thousand unanswered questions!
Jimmy Savile's Career Advice
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If Jimmy Savile gave career advice, it'd be like, Always choose a job where you can easily sweep things under the rug. Literally. And preferably a rug in a dark, soundproof room.
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