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Why did Jigglypuff become a chef? Because it knows how to make everything puff up!
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I asked Jigglypuff if it likes camping. It said, 'Yes, I'm a big fan of puffing up the tent!'
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I tried playing Pokémon Go, but every time I encountered a Jigglypuff, it felt less like a battle and more like a sing-along. I think I accidentally joined a virtual karaoke night.
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I asked Jigglypuff for career advice, and it said, 'Follow your dreams.' Well, I tried that, and now I'm unemployed, just like Jigglypuff after every battle.
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If Jigglypuff were a therapist, it would sing you to sleep and then bill you for a full session. That's what I call 'musical healing,' with a side of financial trauma.
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Jigglypuff is proof that even in the Pokémon world, there's that one friend who insists on singing at every party. I mean, Pikachu's got thunderbolts, and Jigglypuff's got... well, vocal chords of mass destruction.
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Jigglypuff – the only Pokémon that puts insomniacs to sleep faster than a bedtime story. It's like a fluffy lullaby with a side of narcolepsy.
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Jigglypuff's microphone skills are so legendary; they should replace it with a judge's chair on 'Pokémon's Got Talent.' I can already hear it critiquing other Pokémon: 'Not enough pizzazz, Charizard. I need more fire in those scales.'
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I caught a shiny Jigglypuff once. Turns out, it wasn't rare; it just had glitter in its fur from all the late-night concerts it attends. Pokémon or pop star – the boundary is blurrier than ever.
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Jigglypuff is like the Taylor Swift of the Pokémon world – it's got the heartbreak songs down, and after listening, you're left wondering, 'Did I just get dumped or hypnotized?'
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I tried teaching my Jigglypuff new moves, but all it wanted to do was perfect its rendition of 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' Now, I have a Pokémon that battles with a killer Queen impression.
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