7 Jokes For Jerusalem

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Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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I told my friend I'm going to visit Jerusalem. He said, 'You mean the city of eternal 'pita'?
Why did the scarecrow visit Jerusalem? It heard the city was outstanding in its field!
My GPS stopped working in Jerusalem. I guess it couldn't navigate the 'miracle roundabout'!
Why did the chef open a restaurant in Jerusalem? He wanted to make 'biblical meals'!
Why did the comedian go to Jerusalem? He heard the city had a 'holy punchline'!
What do you call a musician who plays only in Jerusalem? A 'holy-istic' performer!
I asked the tour guide in Jerusalem if the city had a lot of history. He said, 'Well, it's not like they can erase it!

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