7 Jokes For Jeez

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Jeez, even technology needs a sense of humor!
I asked the shopkeeper if they had anything to cure my bad memory. He said, 'I can't remember.' Jeez, that's helpful!
I told my wife she was overreacting. She said, 'You're right, I don't want to be underreacting!' Jeez, finding the balance is an art!
I asked my dog what's his favorite kind of music. He said 'anything with a good beat.' Jeez, even dogs have rhythm preferences!
I asked my friend if he wanted a briefcase. He said, 'No, I want a full case.' Jeez, he's all in or nothing!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Jeez!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Jeez, makeup can be eyebrow-raising!

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