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Jay Leno must have the most entertaining barber visits. I can picture the barber asking, "How much off the top?" and Jay responding, "Just enough to keep the chin in the spotlight.
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If Jay Leno's chin wrote a memoir, it would probably be titled, "The Long and Winding Chin: A Tale of Late Nights and Classic Cars." I'd read it just to find out if the chin has any secrets.
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I saw Jay Leno on the cover of a magazine recently. I swear, even the magazine was trying to mimic his chin – it had this weird fold in the middle, like it was attempting the Leno look.
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You ever notice how Jay Leno never seems to age? I bet he's got a portrait of his own chin in the attic, getting older while he stays eternally youthful.
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You ever notice how Jay Leno always looks like he's perpetually hosting a late-night show, even when he's just buying groceries? I mean, does he have a secret desk hidden in the produce section?
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You know you've made it when your chin has more Twitter followers than most of us. I can just imagine it tweeting, "Just had a great cup of coffee. The mug never stood a chance.
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I was watching Jay Leno do stand-up, and it hit me – his chin has better timing than most comedians. I bet it's got a watch under there somewhere.
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Imagine Jay Leno at a theme park, riding roller coasters. His chin would be the only thing not affected by the G-forces – just hanging in there, enjoying the thrill.
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Jay Leno's chin is so legendary; I wouldn't be surprised if it had its own agent. Imagine that chin at red carpet events, signing autographs. "Excuse me, sir, can I get a selfie with the chin?
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