5 Jokes About January For Kids

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Updated on: Feb 15 2025

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Back-to-School Blues

Kids not thrilled about returning to school after the holidays
It's so cold in January that kids are hugging their textbooks not for knowledge but for warmth. "Sorry, Mr. Shakespeare, you're my heater today.

The Great Snowball Conspiracy

Kids strategizing on the best way to win a snowball fight
You know it's January for kids when they're forming alliances like they're about to compete in the Winter Olympics of Snowball Fights. "I'll distract with a snowman while you launch the surprise attack from the igloo!

Ice Cream vs. Hot Cocoa Dilemma

Kids torn between winter treats
You know it's January for kids when they're caught in the internal struggle between a cozy cup of hot cocoa and the seductive allure of ice cream. "Why not both? Because my mom said so, that's why.

Resolution Revolution

Kids attempting (and failing) to keep their New Year's resolutions
You know it's January for kids when their New Year's resolutions are as short-lived as their attention span during a broccoli commercial. "I'll eat healthy! Just not today... or tomorrow.

Santa vs. Tooth Fairy Showdown

The clash of holiday characters in a kid's mind
January is when kids start questioning the logic of holiday characters. "So, Santa can deliver presents to every house in one night, but my lost tooth gets stuck under my pillow for a week? What's up with that?

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