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James said he's reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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Why did James bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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James tried to be a baker, but he couldn't make enough dough. He kneaded more practice!
James the Ghost Whisperer
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You know, I have a friend named James who claims he's a ghost whisperer. I told him, Dude, you're not whispering to ghosts, you're just scaring the living!
James, the Poltergeist Prankster
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James, my ghostly friend, loves pranks. Last night, he rearranged all my furniture while I was sleeping. I woke up thinking I was in a ghostly escape room. Thanks, James, I appreciate the haunted home makeover!
James, the Unseen Roommate
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I think my house might be haunted. Every time I misplace something, I blame it on James, my invisible roommate. But let me tell you, he's terrible at hiding things – just like my socks in the laundry.
James, the Ghostly Chef
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My buddy James insists he's the ultimate ghost chef. He claims his specialty is haunted soufflés. Let me tell you, the only thing that's haunting about his cooking is the way it disappears!
James, the Invisible Gym Buddy
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I've got this ghostly workout partner named James. He says he's really good at spotting. But you know what? I’ve never seen him help me lift a single weight. I guess he’s more of a spectral spotter.
James, the Ghost Therapist
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I consulted James, the ghost, for relationship advice. He said, Communication is key, even if it's through eerie whispers and flickering lights. Thanks, James, that really cleared things up... not!
James, the Haunted GPS
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I let James navigate on a road trip. He said, Turn left at the cemetery. I'm sorry, James, I don't think we'll find a shortcut through the afterlife to get to our destination!
James, the Spectral Stand-up Comic
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I told James he should try stand-up comedy. He said, I already do, I just perform for a 'dead' audience! Oh, James, I guess that's what you call killing it... or them!
James, the Paranormal Telemarketer
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Have you ever had a ghostly telemarketer? That's James. He calls me from the other side trying to sell me eternal silence packages. Sorry, James, I’m not buying ghostly subscriptions!
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